My ass is a portal to an alternate Universe
and ...
The moon landing took place in a television studio.
... and cut!
Hillary Clinton is a psycho lesbian who murdered Vince Foster.
Bill Clinton was a major player in the Columbian drug cartels (as per Jerry Falwell).
The Holocaust never happened. (as per a bunch a shitheads).
George Bush Senior flew to Israel in a SR71 Blackbird to be in an Iran-Contra meeting.
The Pentagon attacked itself with a missile on the morning of 911. (This one is especially ignorant. It disrespects those who died and I can shoot it down on a point by point basis but I’m not going to waste my time.)
There is a global conspiracy by the United Nations to take over the USA.
The Feds put micro-chips in your brain. Click here
The Universe is ten-thousand years old. Sorry college didn't work out for you.
If you believe any of the above you are a fucking idiot. (except the one about my ass) (If you had a good laugh so far -you are excused at this point). When you talk science you embarrass yourself even though you don’t realize it. People know if they talk to you, you’ll bring them down to your level of stupidity and you’ll win by experience. Maybe you could read a science magazine, turn on the discovery channel or finish high-school instead of getting all your science from talk radio and idiot politicians. Yeah.
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